Dear Fancy Nancy,
You have some super fancy lotion! It's pink, make that "pank." It's sparkly. It smells real good.
In fact, your lotion smells so good and it's soooo pretty, even Super Man can't resist its fanciness.
You see, Fancy Nancy,
Little Man Super Man was supposed to be napping yesterday. But instead of napping, he crawled across his bedside table and grabbed his Sister's big ol' tube of your fanciest pank lotion. I'm not sure where he started, I just know he filled the lid of Sister's tervis tumbler. He rubbed a heaping dose of your fancy pank lotion on Sister's bla bla doll- thank goodness she's pink. He smeared your fancy pank lotion all over Sister's quilt. He spread your fancy pank lotion all over his quilt. Then he made handprints on his blanket - big, fancy, pank boy handprints. Then he squeezed what was left of your fancy pank lotion on the rug. The cream colored rug.
Fancy Nancy, you are one fancy girl! And Little Man has one fancy smellin' room with a fancy pank spotted carpet.
*Blog Post title by Sister