4:30 pm MW gets sent to her bed until "Daddy comes home"
4:31 pm Warrior begins crying and pawing at the kennel door
4:45 pm I nurse MC
5:05 pm Little man has a blow out, requiring an immediate bath, as well as toilet seat sanitation (for the fourth time in 48 hours - he has a little bug)...Warrior's still crying
5:20 pm MC is screaming
5:21 pm Little Man "trusts a poot" and wha-la...a tub FULL of diarrhea
5:25 pm tub is drained, little man is told to stand still in the rear of the tub while I, uh-hum, wash out what didn't drain
5:26 pm Little Man disobeys, begins jumping, I tell him to stop, he disobeys and slips and hits his head
5:27 pm Little Man and MC are both screaming and the phone is ringing
finally I get everyone calmed down and baby put to bed...Little Man is running through the house naked and Warrior is STILL crying and pawing at his kennel door
3 am Little Man is crying...I go to investigate...he's had a blow out and his little booty is raw (this happened the night before...about the same time). I carry him to the tub, bathe him, tell him stories about snakes in an effort to distract him from the sting...strip off soiled sheets, sanitize EVERYTHING (I am so thankful for lysol and clorox and dial bath soap!).
3:53 am back in bed
4:20-ish am Little Man's crying again...T settles him this time...he'd had a bad dream?
7:00 am Warrior is crying and pawing at his kennel door...MC wakes to nurse and MW comes down and has had an accident in her bed (she hasn't done this in over a year...what are the odds?)
7:20 am MC is content, MW is bathed, we go to get Warrior out to let him potty and eat...too late. He's pooped in his kennel and eaten most of it...disgusting
7:21 am MC is screaming. I haul the kennel outside and proceed to disassemble it, spray it out, sanitize the stew out of it, and bathe the dog
7:50 am I haul said kennel up to MW's room and run back downstairs to settle MC
8:15 am MC is down, I strip MW's bed and begin the first of at least three loads of soiled laundry...